1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,467 Aah! 3 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,467 No! No! Don't! 4 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:07,968 Aah! 5 00:00:09,934 --> 00:00:12,267 Aah! 6 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,868 No! Don't! No! 7 00:00:13,868 --> 00:00:15,367 Get over here! 8 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:18,100 Aah! 9 00:00:44,501 --> 00:00:46,767 Hello? 10 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:54,767 Roseanne? 11 00:00:57,968 --> 00:00:59,501 Dan? 12 00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:07,534 It's Kathy. 13 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,467 [Clattering] 14 00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:20,234 Is--is everything o.k.? 15 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:34,133 Hello? 16 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,601 Is anybody ho--? 17 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,501 Aaahhh! 18 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:53,501 Oh! 19 00:01:53,501 --> 00:01:55,133 Aah! 20 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:57,334 Aah! 21 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,834 What is it, Kathy? 22 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:02,400 I've had a bad day, and now I've got all this to clean up. 23 00:02:03,901 --> 00:02:04,901 I, Uh... 24 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:08,300 I--I need to go home, I-- 25 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,567 Would you look at this mess? 26 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:13,734 I don't know how many times I've said it-- 27 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,133 It's just like gutting a fish. 28 00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:19,934 I swear, I was way better the last time. 29 00:02:19,934 --> 00:02:21,434 The last time? 30 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:22,634 You know... 31 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:25,067 With Becky's dad. He was blond, too. 32 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:29,100 Hey, you've got a garbage disposal over your house, right? 33 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,667 Oh, my god. 34 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:31,567 Please, please... 35 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,334 I--I need to go home. 36 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:37,133 Oh, no. You can't go. You'll tell. 37 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,267 No, I won't. I Promise. 38 00:02:39,267 --> 00:02:40,434 I won't tell. Please. 39 00:02:40,434 --> 00:02:41,801 Let me go. 40 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:42,801 Oh! 41 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:43,801 Liver? 42 00:02:45,801 --> 00:02:47,200 Oh! 43 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,200 Happy Halloween! 44 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,934 Got you! 45 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:56,968 That was a horrible... 46 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,801 Horrible... 47 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:03,767 Horrible thing to do. 48 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,934 You know, hon, every time we do this, 49 00:03:05,934 --> 00:03:08,434 People get so ticked off. 50 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:11,300 Yeah. When will we learn? 51 00:03:11,300 --> 00:04:28,334 Heh heh heh heh heh. 52 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,000 We got Kathy good. She almost lost it. 53 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,968 Yeah. Damn good bladder control, though. 54 00:04:35,968 --> 00:04:39,901 Well, thank you. I did laugh pretty hard. 55 00:04:41,968 --> 00:04:43,901 Listen, I'm going out tonight. 56 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,300 Will you be home for dinner? 57 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,501 I don't know. What are we having? 58 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:48,567 Liver. Liver. 59 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,834 Heh heh. 60 00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:53,334 God, I wish I had an adult role model. 61 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,501 Where you going tonight? 62 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:57,167 You got some sort a party? What are you going as? 63 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,601 I'm going as Becky. 64 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:02,167 That ought to scare the crap out of them. 65 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,734 Funny. It's not a party. It's a movie. 66 00:05:04,734 --> 00:05:05,901 Scary movie? 67 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:08,634 Mother, I've outgrown it. Move on. 68 00:05:08,634 --> 00:05:09,701 Ah. 69 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:11,067 How's about you, Darlene. 70 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:14,734 Are you dressing up all gross for mommy tonight? 71 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:18,300 No. I think I'm just going to stay home. 72 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,534 What's wrong, Darlene? 73 00:05:19,534 --> 00:05:21,634 You used to care about Halloween. 74 00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:25,400 Yeah. I Also used to want to marry Scott Baio. 75 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,934 Oh, you look great! 76 00:05:31,934 --> 00:05:34,467 Who am I supposed to be? 77 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:40,934 I told you. You're Alfalfa of the little rascals. 78 00:05:40,934 --> 00:05:42,834 I want to be the terminator. 79 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:43,901 No. 80 00:05:43,901 --> 00:05:45,334 Everybody's the terminator. 81 00:05:45,334 --> 00:05:47,367 You look cute. 82 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:49,434 I don't want to look cute. 83 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:50,934 Honey, let me. 84 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:55,334 D.J., Alfalfas kill terminators. 85 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:57,801 Yeah, right. 86 00:05:57,801 --> 00:05:59,434 No, no. Really, really. 87 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:01,367 See, this is your antenna, 88 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,367 And it detects terminator waves. 89 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:06,367 Mom, why not give him a sign 90 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,367 Saying, "knock me down and steal my candy." 91 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,434 I want to do what my friends are doing. 92 00:06:14,434 --> 00:06:15,834 Well, fine. 93 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:19,901 Do what you want and leave me out of it. 94 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,334 I don't get it anymore, Dan. 95 00:06:22,334 --> 00:06:25,367 Yeah. I Remember when Halloween meant something. 96 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:29,434 Remember throwing flaming bags of dog-doo 97 00:06:29,434 --> 00:06:31,868 On the Henderson's lawn as a family? 98 00:06:31,868 --> 00:06:32,868 Ahh. 99 00:06:32,868 --> 00:06:33,868 Hey! 100 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:35,100 Oh, good. 101 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,400 Jackie can help me yank the slime out of this thing. 102 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,501 I got to get some more tubing for our costume. 103 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,701 Your costume's got tubing? 104 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:44,167 Maybe. Maybe not. 105 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:47,100 Why won't you tell me what you're going as? 106 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,367 Because it's supposed to be a surprise. 107 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:52,267 I told you what I was going as? 108 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,367 Yeah. Morticia Addams. Not too boring. 109 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:56,567 Sorry it's not up to your standards. 110 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,667 Give me half an hour. 111 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,634 I'll turn you into a science experiment gone berserk. 112 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:05,267 No, thanks. What's with the blood? 113 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:07,467 Oh. I killed Dan. 114 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:08,667 Of course. 115 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,834 So, are you still going alone tonight? 116 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:12,834 Yeah. 117 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:13,834 No date. 118 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,000 Are you bummed? 119 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,567 Well, no. Not now. 120 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:19,567 Soon? 121 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:21,067 No. I mean, 122 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,067 I was bummed about it, 123 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:26,000 Around the time of the Arnie disaster. 124 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,567 I was so desperate for company, 125 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:31,701 I actually called up some old boyfriends. 126 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,100 Ugh, that's pathetic. 127 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,100 Thanks. 128 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,434 Who did you call? 129 00:07:35,434 --> 00:07:36,667 I don't want to get-- 130 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,167 No. Who, who? 131 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,167 Gary. 132 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,167 Oh, god! 133 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:41,367 And I hung up. 134 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:42,367 And? 135 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:43,434 Tim Brewer. 136 00:07:43,434 --> 00:07:44,667 Who, that mama's boy? 137 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,667 She answered... 138 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:48,267 Although, it could have been him. 139 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:51,167 Man, I'm glad that one never worked out. 140 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,167 Yeah, and I called Booker. 141 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:55,167 What did he have to say? 142 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:58,167 Nothing. I left a message on his machine. 143 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,968 I don't want to get into it. 144 00:07:59,968 --> 00:08:03,567 I don't need a date to have a good time. 145 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:08,400 So you'll get drunk and hang around me all night. 146 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,901 Do you mind? 147 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,968 Mom! 148 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,367 Where are my hand grenades? 149 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,834 In your bottom drawer. 150 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,067 Where else? 151 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,100 Oh, yeah. Right. 152 00:08:26,334 --> 00:08:28,334 Who's he supposed to be? 153 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:29,767 I don't know. 154 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:32,634 The alfalfanator. 155 00:08:32,634 --> 00:08:33,701 Uh-huh. 156 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,300 Well... 157 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:06,167 I see two women who should have consulted 158 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,767 before choosing their costumes. 159 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:10,000 You knew I was borrowing Roseanne's wig. 160 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,901 How could you do this? 161 00:09:11,901 --> 00:09:14,133 How did I know it was for Halloween? 162 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,968 What did you think? 163 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,200 I certainly don't know. 164 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:21,567 Perhaps to try and cover your hair color du jour. 165 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:22,634 Hey. Hey. 166 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:25,334 Let's not get snippy. 167 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:28,634 Sorry. I put a lot of thought into this costume-- 168 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,133 Well, so did I. 169 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:33,801 What are the odds we'd both come as Morticia? 170 00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:36,133 You're Morticia? Then, that's no problem. 171 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,434 I'm Elvira. 172 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,234 We still look like the judds from hell. 173 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,000 Hi, Anne Marie. 174 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,167 I hate to ruin the party, but Elvis' ghost is here. 175 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:52,701 Arnie! Did he see me? 176 00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:56,767 I don't think so, but don't hang near the free food too long. 177 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:57,834 O.k. Right. 178 00:09:57,834 --> 00:10:02,434 I can't believe you both came as Cher. 179 00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:06,334 Jackie! 180 00:10:06,334 --> 00:10:07,334 Jackie! 181 00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:08,334 So close. 182 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:10,667 I got a situation here. 183 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,100 Nancy's with me tonight. 184 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,601 The ax murderer in the corner. 185 00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:15,767 Cute. 186 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,467 You can't be coming on to me. Understand? 187 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,634 I think I can control myself, Arnie. 188 00:10:19,634 --> 00:10:21,033 I really appreciate it. 189 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:24,267 Whoa! She's seen us. Act like you never slept with me. 190 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,267 Hi, honey! I love you! 191 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,634 Ugh! 192 00:10:30,901 --> 00:10:33,601 O.k., everybody, quiet, please. 193 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,334 Please, everybody, quiet. 194 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:36,400 Will everybody get a seat, please? 195 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,868 Everybody take a seat. 196 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,400 Everybody. 197 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,901 O.k. Thank you. 198 00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,968 Well, ladies and gentlemen, 199 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,400 It wouldn't be Halloween 200 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,400 Unless the Conners overdid it, 201 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,901 So without further ado-- 202 00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:51,934 Hey, Chuckie! Just do it like we told you. 203 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,367 Oh. O.k. 204 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,033 Ahem... 205 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,400 "Fellow lodge members, 206 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,400 "We had booked a fabulous act tonight, 207 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,734 "But unfortunately they died. 208 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:06,234 "But the show must go on, 209 00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:09,167 "So here they are, fresh from the cemetery-- 210 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,734 Please welcome..." oh, man. 211 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:14,801 "Dead-gar bergen and mortuary snerd." 212 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:27,033 Hey, everybody. It's great to be here. 213 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:30,501 So this is hell. It's worse than I thought. 214 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,734 Morty, I told you, we're in Lanford. 215 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,801 Lanford? 216 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:35,067 Say, isn't that Arnie? 217 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,434 I told you to go to hell. 218 00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:40,400 Now, Morty. These are our friends. 219 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Isn't that Jackie over there? 220 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,567 I hear she's a truck driver now. 221 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,767 That's a switch. 222 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:50,100 Jackie in the front seat with her feet on the floor. 223 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,100 Hey! 224 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,367 Hey! 225 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,367 Now, Morty. Be nice to the people. 226 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,400 Tell them how we died. 227 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,400 Simple. I let you write the jokes. 228 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,834 Yeah. Like your shtick don't stink. 229 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:04,701 Anyway... 230 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,701 My termite-riddled little friend, 231 00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:09,901 Are you ready to do our little song? 232 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,834 God, don't let her sing! 233 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,167 Shut up, Arnie! 234 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,467 Hit it, dead-gar. 235 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,667 Dada dada dum dum... 236 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,901 Well, I come from 6 feet under 237 00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:19,901 With a dead guy on my knee 238 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,634 I'm headin' down to hades 239 00:12:21,634 --> 00:12:23,801 For to spend eternity 240 00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:25,934 Hey there, dead-gar 241 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:27,534 I think it's plain to see 242 00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:29,400 We bought a cardboard casket 243 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:35,501 And the worms have eaten me 244 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,667 Well, you won the grand prize again! 245 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,534 Was there ever any doubt? 246 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:53,901 50 Bucks. Wow! 247 00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:57,100 What did the costume cost? 100? 248 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,300 We don't do it for the money. 249 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,667 We do it for the envy. 250 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:06,100 Well, you were a convincing dummy. 251 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,701 Jealous, jealous, jealous! 252 00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:09,801 Honey, honey. Look who's here. 253 00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,834 Oh, my god! It's the Bowmans! 254 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,767 I wonder how he managed to drag her down to... 255 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,834 The lodge. 256 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:16,901 Wait a minute, Dan. 257 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,901 I know why she's here. 258 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:21,767 She's here to get us back for what we did today. 259 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:22,834 No way! 260 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,200 I'm serious, Dan, she hates the lodge. 261 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,133 The only reason she'd show up on our turf 262 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:31,501 Is to try and humiliate us in front of our friends. 263 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:33,601 Too bad she didn't see the act. 264 00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:36,534 Could have saved her a trip. 265 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,400 Great act, Dan. 266 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,100 Yeah, what was your favorite part? 267 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,734 I liked the jokes. 268 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,467 Oh, really? 269 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,300 The song? 270 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,267 How about the waterbed? 271 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,200 See, 'cause that was my idea. 272 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200 Roseanne was against it, 273 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,801 But we needed a big closer. 274 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,000 Yeah. You're right. 275 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,400 You definitely needed a big closer. 276 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,434 Honey, they loved the waterbed. 277 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,834 Stay alert, Dan. 278 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,434 Kathy's over there plotting revenge. 279 00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,901 We know, so we've got the edge. 280 00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:17,334 Honey, you're just being paranoid. 281 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,601 Relax and have a good time. 282 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,167 I am not being paranoid. 283 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,467 They've got Crystal in on it. 284 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,200 She's talking to Crystal, big deal. 285 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,467 She's just being sociable. 286 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,634 Oh, right. 287 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,534 When has Kathy ever been sociable? 288 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,601 O.k., we pulled one on her. 289 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:35,100 She pulls one on us, we're even. 290 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,968 I don't want to be even. 291 00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:38,968 I want to be better. 292 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,534 So, watch your back. 293 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,601 Fine. 294 00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,033 I'll be at the bar. 295 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:45,634 If I'm not back in 15 minutes... 296 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,467 I'll be at the bar. 297 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,467 Roseanne. 298 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,801 I met this guy. 299 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,234 He seems really great, 300 00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,200 But he's in this moose costume. 301 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,634 No matter what, he won't take the head off. 302 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,133 You listening to me? 303 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,133 Yeah, yeah. You met a moose. 304 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,834 Congratulations. 305 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,234 What's with you? 306 00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,834 See that little miss yarn-head over there? 307 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,434 Well, she don't know who she's messing with. 308 00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,434 I am the master. 309 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,467 All's I've got to do is think. 310 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,000 If I were her, 311 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 What would I do to get even. 312 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:26,234 Ho ho. 313 00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:27,567 That bitch. 314 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,067 I said to myself, 315 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,601 "Even if it's crazy, it's my life. 316 00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:42,000 If I want to be a trucker, that's what's right for me." 317 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,100 That's great. 318 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,100 You're independent, get to travel-- 319 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,434 It's perfect for you. 320 00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:47,901 How do you know it's perfect for me? 321 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,367 I've just got this feeling. 322 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,400 Come on. Take off the mask. 323 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,567 I told you you might be disappointed. 324 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,334 I don't want that to happen until after we've had sex. 325 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,133 You're pretty sure of yourself. 326 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,968 Well, hunting season starts tomorrow, so it's now or never. 327 00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,567 No. Take off the moose head. 328 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,601 All right, but you've really been digging me up until now. 329 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,567 Trick or treat. 330 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,567 Booker? 331 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,067 I got your call. 332 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,501 Damn it. I thought it was somebody good. 333 00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,567 Jackie, come on. 334 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,934 Hey, Dan. 335 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,000 Hey, Jer. 336 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,267 Hey, where's Rosie? 337 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,200 Where's Kathy? 338 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,300 At the car getting a sweater. 339 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,200 Then Rosie's in the bushes watching her. 340 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,534 She thinks Kathy's going to get even for the trick. 341 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:38,601 Kathy was so mad she didn't speak to me all day. 342 00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:40,100 You owe me a beer. 343 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,200 I guess I do. 344 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,234 Gus... 345 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,801 Why call if you didn't want to see me? 346 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:50,734 It wasn't a happy time that night at Jackie's. 347 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:54,133 I wanted to talk to someone who wasn't my sister. 348 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,067 So you needed to talk to someone, 349 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,067 Here I am, let's talk. 350 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,534 I called other guys. 351 00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:02,100 I'm the only one that showed up. 352 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,467 We don't know that. 353 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,901 There is someone dressed as Madonna 354 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:09,100 Who could very well be Tim Brewer. 355 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,033 I made a mistake. Forget it. 356 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,534 Come here, sit down. 357 00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:13,767 There's something 358 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,701 I've been wanting to ask you since we broke up. 359 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,934 Why did we break up? 360 00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:22,033 You were seeing somebody else. 361 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:24,467 So it was my fault. I was afraid of that. 362 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,734 Hi, Kathy. 363 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:30,434 Your sister is insane. 364 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,634 Roseanne's new neighbor. 365 00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:36,200 Ha ha--hey! 366 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200 Hey! 367 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,501 Booker! All right! 368 00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,901 Jackie, it's Booker. Booker was the moose. 369 00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:42,901 I know. 370 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,167 How you been? You look great. 371 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,234 Well-- 372 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,667 I can't talk to you now. 373 00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,734 Jerry, let's go home. 374 00:17:58,734 --> 00:17:59,601 Bye, Dan. 375 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:00,901 Bye, Jer. 376 00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:04,634 Leaving already, or is that what you want me to think? 377 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,334 Roseanne, why are you following me? 378 00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:09,601 Why were you at your car? 379 00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,200 Getting my sweater. 380 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,334 Why were you doing that? 381 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:16,067 To get away from you. 382 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,868 Then what are you doing here in the first place? 383 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:24,000 My husband asked me to come, 384 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,300 So I did. 385 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,834 Married people do things like that for one another. 386 00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,934 Don't make me laugh. 387 00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:36,400 How many times do I have to tell you 388 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,434 That I am not going to waste 389 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,167 One iota of energy getting you back? 390 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,434 I think I'm better than that. 391 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:44,467 Jerry, come. 392 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,467 Bye, Dan. 393 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,467 Bye, Jer. 394 00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,767 Oh, sure you think you're better than me. 395 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:55,334 But when you remember the terrible thing I did to you today, 396 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,267 You'll sink to my level like a rock. 397 00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:08,300 Why wouldn't she get me back after I got her? 398 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,367 Am I not good enough to get? 399 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:13,901 Is she trying to make me feel beneath revenge? 400 00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:17,067 Maybe ruining your favorite night was her payback. 401 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:20,501 No, Dan. She doesn't have that kind of imagination. 402 00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,434 She'll do something to get me back, 403 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,434 And it will be really lame, 404 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,734 And I'll be ready. 405 00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,934 I'm sure you will be, dear. 406 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,000 I wish we would have rehearsed the act more. 407 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,901 People didn't get we were supposed to be dead. 408 00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,234 If it's any consolation, 409 00:19:35,234 --> 00:19:37,200 I'm sure they wish we were. 410 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,400 Whoa! 411 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,033 Yeow! Yeow! 412 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,667 Yeow! Yeow! Yeow! 413 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,767 Yeow! 414 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,934 What's going on? 415 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,667 Snakes in the bed! 416 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,234 It's new. Now it's covered with snake sweat. 417 00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:51,601 You get them out. You're the man! 418 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:52,601 Ick! 419 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,234 She's gone too far this time. 420 00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:57,801 Snakes bite and squeeze. 421 00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,567 Kathy's trying to kill us. 422 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,167 What are you talking about? 423 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,300 Kathy isn't trying to kill you. 424 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,801 Yeah. We are. 425 00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:09,601 You put snakes in our bed? 426 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,601 Well, you were saying how important 427 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,901 This Halloween stuff is to you. 428 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,634 My babies! 429 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,834 You've made your mother and me very happy. 430 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,133 Now get rid of the snakes. 431 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,133 I'll do it! 432 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,734 D.J. Don't touch those snakes. 433 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,767 I'm not untying them again. 434 00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,334 Oh, our beautiful children 435 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:36,000 Remembered us on a holiday. 436 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,701 God, bless us one and all. 437 00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,868 To think you had to worry about Kathy. 438 00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:41,934 Yeah... 439 00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:46,267 Of course you know what this means, Dan? 440 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:47,901 She's still out there. 441 00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:52,133 [Howling] 442 00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:06,033 Now all she has to do is pick up the box... 443 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,601 Ha ha ha. 444 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,200 It'll all be over in a couple of seconds. 445 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,701 I can't believe you're doing this to your own wife. 446 00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:17,634 I'm not doing it, Kathy is. 447 00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:20,767 When it's done Roseanne'll sleep better. 448 00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:23,801 Ah. 449 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,934 I'll sleep better. 450 00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:29,100 Life will be good-- 451 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,300 Or at least normal. 452 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,934 Do you have the kitten? 453 00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:34,000 I have the kitten. 454 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,734 [Tape] meow. 455 00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,434 Meow. 456 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,133 Meow. 457 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,133 Meow. 458 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,567 O.k., there she is-- 459 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,000 Ever vigilant, ever paranoid. 460 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,834 She spots the bait... 461 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,834 Realizing how lame the trick is... 462 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,467 How easy to detect... 463 00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:58,133 Waves of superiority wash over her. 464 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,367 What now? 465 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,801 One of two things. 466 00:22:01,801 --> 00:22:04,334 Either she won't open the door or... 467 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:07,100 [Roseanne] Becky, it's for you. 468 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,934 Perfect. She gets even for the snakes. 469 00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:14,934 Jeez, what do you guys do for thanksgiving around here? 470 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,767 [Door opens] 471 00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:20,734 Oh, look a little kitty. 472 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:27,000 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 473 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 474 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:42,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0